...is that an iPad next to the crapper?
Because what good is a bathroom if it doesn't have some half-assed theme, this is a lightsaber plunger and Millennium Falcon toilet lid. Now some people are arguing whether or not the toilet lid is real or just Photoshopped, but those people make me sad because they've got nothing better to argue about. Also, I'm not sure what that broom in the bathtub is supposed to be, but presumably it's a prop from one of those shitty prequels.
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who has like three of those really expensive lightsaber replicas and keeps trying to convince me to buy one so he doesn't feel so bad about himself.
This is a series of homemade Star Wars themed sex toys available from Etsy seller Geek Kink. Mostly whips, canes and paddles with various Star Wars emblems on them. Star Wars not your thing? No worries, because they also have lines of Dr. Who, Game of Thrones, and video game... / Continue →
This is some Star Wars fan's Yoda tattoo with glowing lightsaber inked by tattoo artist Kenneth Bryan of Intimate Body Art Studios. Clearly the studio doesn't ONLY perform intimate body art, because this tattoo is giving me zero boners. Now a tattoo of a boob on a buttcheek -... / Continue →
Remember those lightsaber chopsticks I posted three years ago? Well the manufacturer is back, this time with LIGHT-UP versions ($23). That way you can eat in the dark! Me? I'm already a pro at eating in the dark. *turns on lights* "You have shrimp on your hair." I, uhhhh... / Continue →