Conceptual Dildomaker Carves Anything Into A Peen
This is the conceptual Dildomaker from designer Francesco Morackini. It's like a giant pencil sharpener except it shapes things into peens. Definitely not the kind of thing you're gonna want to carry around in a purse. Truthfully, I'm not sure if a device like that would even be capable of carving dildos. Besides, I'm sorry Francesco, but good dildos aren't made, they're found. "Just stop." You see this weird shaped river rock I found? Here, hold it. "Nice weight. Admittedly, it's not bad." Right? It's been in my keister.
Thanks to beeps, who informed me the only good dildo you actually FIND is at the bottom of the bargain bin at the sex store. Really? The last time I looked there weren't anything but banana flavored condoms down there.
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This is a hand with fake 3-D fingernail art Photoshopped on. Sure you could make the same thing IRL by gluing G.I. Joe weapons on your nails, but come on, it's not really that awesome an idea to begin with. Regardless, Lady Gaga will still be sporting this shit for her New Ye... / Continue →
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This is a new traffic light designed by Ji-youn Kim, Soon-young Yang & Hwan-ju Jeon with the colorblind in mind. That's thoughtful of you! Color blindness, more common in men than women, takes many different forms and is present in a good 10%-15% of the population. With that ... / Continue →
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The Taurus is a conceptual self-balancing vehicle designed by Erik Lanuza. It's basically a Segway with a seat that makes it loosely look like you're riding a bull/motorcycle. But not enough to be cool. Don't be fooled, children will still throw rocks at you. And I'm gonna ... / Continue →
