This is the conceptual Darth Vader meditation chamber fireplace designed by Dave Delisle. It can be opened and closed to adjust the room temperature or kept closed when not in use. Of course it can't REALLY do anything because it's just a computer rendering and not a real thing. Still, if they did exist they'd be the perfect place to burn little wooden effigies of everybody's favorite deadbeat dad. *rubbing hands together* Somebody throw another Vader on the fire, it's getting nipply in here. "Put a shirt on." THESE NIPS NEED TO BREATHE, BRO.
Thanks to Triple-J, who, OMG -- John Jacob Jingleheimer?! I thought you were just a children's song!