Zombie Hunting Jeep Comanche For Sale On eBay
Geekologie reader Killa Kadoogen is selling his Zombie Response Jeep Comanche Pioneer, and his inevitable loss of life at the hands of the undead can now be your gain. I looked long and hard at the listing, and from what I gathered the features that differentiate this zombie hunting Jeep for a regular Jeep are mostly the decals. Still, maybe that's enough to scare the hoard away. "Zombies can't read." Well there goes that plan. Plan B: hot air balloons and Molotov cocktails. Just don't set our basket on fire like you did last time. "Give me some credit, I managed to put it out with urine." I know you did, and I don't ever want to have to see your wiener again. "You didn't have to look." I HAD TO MAKE SURE IT WAS ACTUALLY GOING OUT. If we had crashed and died my friends would have a field day with that!
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HE DIED IN A BALLOONING ACCIDENT WITH A STRANGER WHO HAD HIS PENIS OUT
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