UFC Fighter Roundhouse Kicking Eggs In Slow Motion

Because it's Friday, and this is the internet, here's a video of MMA fighter Anthony Pettis roundhouse kicking some raw eggs in slow motion. You tell those eggs, Anthony! "Tell them what?" That the chicken came first, silly!

Hit the jump for the video AND IMAGINE THOSE ARE YOUR NUTS.

Thanks to Joseph, who agrees they should redo the shoot with watermelons. Cantaloupes at least.

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