Tying Ties Is Hard When You're Drunk: Wooden Bow Ties
You know what the problem with bow ties is? They're hard to tie. Plus they don't really look good on anybody but James Bond and Bill Nye and SPOILER: you aren't either "But..." BUT NOTHING, HIPSTER. Enter The Two Guys Bow Tie Company, which makes $55-$65 wooden bow ties with different woods and patterns so you at least don't have to worry about tying them anymore. The looking good part though -- that's entirely on your shoulders. Or, should I say, BETWEEN them. Get it? Because that's where the bow tie goes. But seriously I'd work on your face first.
Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of weird necks and chins.
Thanks to Nate, who told me he nearly choked himself out one time trying to tie a bow tie. Ahahahahahaha, same. :/
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