Tentacles, They're What's For Dinner: The Octopizza Pie

Great, now I'm jealous my oven coil doesn't glow pink.

This is the Octopizza Pie made by Instructables user donedirtcheap. It's basically a bunch of tentacle-shaped pepperoni covered breadsticks that you can dip into the main marinara filled body. Man, I don't know about you, but I LOVE dipping foods. Plus if you announce that you're sick and then double-dip right in front of everyone nobody else will want anymore and then it's all yours. "You're a real jerk, you know that?" I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of me CHEWING WITH MY MOUTH OPEN.

Hit the jump for a couple shots of the finished product including a closeup because a further away shot would be silly.

Thanks to Collider, who made a squid pizza once but it looked gross and nobody wanted to eat it. Yeaaaah, don't show to my Super Bowl party with that, k?

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