This is a set of official Legend of Zelda playing cards. Fun fact you probably already knew: Nintendo actually started as a playing card manufacturer all the way back in 1889. That's true. These Japanese-release only card sets were made to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the Zelda franchise and will set you back around $30 on Amazon (although you can get them as low as $17 if you're comfortable ordering from a sketchier retailer). Unfortunately, I already bought that last set of Zelda playing cards , so I'm good. I use them to play strip poker with my friends! "Those are stuffed animals." THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS. Mrs. Honeybear got some hairyass nips!
Thanks to Claire, who asked me to play Go Fish and got all pissed off when I came back with a shark and declared myself the winner.
Remember when I posted the Zelda themed playing cards from DeviantARTist Nelde? WELL NOW YOU CAN BUY THEM. *gyrating hips to emphasize crotch* "Why are you doing that?" Because it feels good. Plus I wanted you to notice my new belt buckle. "It says: If you can read this y... / Continue →
Remember last week's Legend of Zelda overworld map wall mural? Well Etsy seller Pacmania is back with even more, printing up some large (at least ~3-feet in one dimension, and some up to 15-feet long) Castlevania (above), Zelda, Final Fantasy, Metroid and Super Mario versions.... / Continue →
This is an 8' x almost 3' fabric mural of the entire Legend of Zelda overworld for sale by Etsy seller Packmania. And they're only $40 (plus $15 shipping)! How can they be selling them so cheap? My guess is kill the old man who was hoarding them in his cave. "It's dangerous... / Continue →