This is Sam. Sam is an all white cat with a black tail and eyebrows. Sure they're not very good looking brows, but what did you expect from a cat? They're the kind of eyebrows you'd expect to see on a girl who's plucked hers to the point they're not there anymore and has to draw them on but has completely forgotten what the f*** an eyebrow is supposed to look like. I know a girl like that, you know what we call her? "From Jersey." Haha, close -- the Joker. I'm kidding we call her Allison because that's her name. Hopefully she's not reading today.
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Thanks to my pal Terry, whose gecko has EYELASHES, so take that, Sam! He is my Godson.
Because what good is a $500 tablet if a cat can't play games on it, here's a video of someone's cat scoring 128 on Fruit Ninja. Is that a good score? I have no idea. What I do know is I've been blogging in the car all morning (yes, seriously) and I'm starting to get motion s... / Continue →
Daniel is a cat. A cat with a human name. A cat with a human name THAT WAS BORN WITH 26 TOES. Normal cats only have 18 (eight up front), but Daniel the human-named cat, well, he's got two extra on each foot. You lucky dog! "He's a cat." You're an @$$hole.
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Convinced your cat is musically inclined? You're f***ing crazy. Regardless, you should still buy it a $23 Cat Scratch Turntable from SUCK UK, if only to provide me with some new Youtube content to watch. OMG, you've got to see this -- this cat thinks it's a DJ! *screaming a... / Continue →