Ever wanted to open a beer bottle with a bullet? Don't be a sissy, just shoot the top off. But for the rest of you who aren't from West Virginia like I am, there's the .50-caliber Bullet Bottle Opener. It costs $8 and is made from a real Browning Machine Gun round. Me? I open beer bottles with my teeth. Everybody always cringes when I do, but sometimes it's good to let people know you're a little bit crazy. Plus sometimes I'll stare them dead in the eyes and mash my tits together as hard as I can. Like I'm trying to squeeze my BFF necklace into a diamond.
Oh shit, did somebody say action shot?! "No." Too bad, hit the jump for a picture of the opener in use!
Thanks to Az, who can allegedly slingshot the top off a beer bottle from 30 paces. Whoa -- look out, Goliath!
Because Pokemon and beer pong are both serious business, here's a homemade table combining the two. You can only play beer pong on it though, the Game Boys don't actually play Pokemon. "Aw man, I thought they did." That's because you're an idiot. "I was being facetious." O... / Continue →
Wynkoop Brewing Company of Dever, Colorado, created the concept of Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout (rocky mountain oyster is slang for bull balls BTW) as an April Fool's Joke earlier this year, and now it's becoming a real product thanks to a bunch of f***ing weirdos that actually ... / Continue →
This is a Salta brand beer vending machine modded by creative agency Ogilvy to only dispense a beer if it gets hit hard enough from the side (as gauged by the light-up meter on the front). The concept was that rugby fans would be more inclined to buy the beer if there was a...p... / Continue →