Not So Handsome Now, Are You, Mr. Bond?: Every James Bond Actor's Face Morphed Into One Portrait Of Sadness

Remember last week's face morph of all the Batman actors? Well here's one with all the dudes who have ever played James Bond. I'm not gonna lie, it's not really making my panties fly off. "Because you're wearing an adult diaper?" GOOD ONE, JERK. But yeah, I have a leaky bladder. Hoho -- not so funny when it's a real problem, is it? "Still hilarious." You are a horrible, horrible person.

Thanks to lilco, who agrees somebody should morph my face with a dinosaur's to see what 100% fresh-squeezed sexiness looks like.

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