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I Want Those: Reebok's Nipple-Soled All Terrain Shoes

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These are Reebok's ATV19+. First of all, that's a terrible name for a shoe. When I own a pair and anyone asks what they are I'm going to tell them, 'WTF do they look like -- they're Nipple brand Moon Boots!' Then do a little parkour action so they know I mean serious business.

aiming to capture the essence of an all-terrain vehicle, reebok has collaborated with UFC fighter rampage jackson to introduce the 'ATV 19+' training shoe. featuring irregular lugs, rugged overlays, a padded tongue and supportive collar for protection and comfort, the footwear implements high-speed stability and elevated traction with its distinctive design.

The shoes launch next month and I can't wait to get my hands feet in some. I'm gonna be the coolest kid in my neighborhood! "You will still be a dork." Hey -- you know that saying, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me?' Well I'm going to break all your bones with a stick now.

Hit the jump for two closeups of the nipply sole.

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Thanks to The_Juice, not to be confused with The_Kool-Aid, which i suggest we all drink on the count of three so we can begin our new lives as immortal space travelers.

There are Comments.
  • jimmy

    I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
    sorry.

  • Girgear

    Tentacles. Think of the possibilities!

  • Larry Chesterfield

    These shoes are fairly hideous, but they don't really look that much worse than most of the trainers they've been making for the last 15 or so years. All those plastic knobs and florescent colour just seem kinda gaudy and tacky. Or maybe I'm just old.

  • Guest

    Don't you mean to say they're "utterly" hideous?

  • ODwanKenObi

    What the F is that. looks like you could really twist an ankle with those just by jogging much less doing parkour. Rampage...stick to the octogon.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    honestly...I only clicked this article because I saw the word nipple

  • Concho

    As a Traceur (one who does parkour) they don't look too nice.. Like, It feels like I'd catch them on every corner. I don't know, I've always preferred shoes that keep your feet close to the ground with barely any protection.

  • n_a_a_s

    what the fuck does rampage have to do with octopus shoes Reebok?? NOTHING that's what! UFC fighters dont wear shoes when they're seen the most which is in the octagon. Should've waterproofed them & promoted scuba diving or something slightly relatable

  • PDID

    i agree!!!

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