This is a video of a bunch of dudes extreme scootering. Or is it scooting? Because one time my dog extreme scooted her ass across the carpet clear from one side of the room to the other. You kind of have to watch the video to appreciate just how good these guys are. Like the screenshot I used (from 2:26) is of a guy who goes off a ramp, gets upside down, then kicks his scooter around one way with one foot, then back around the opposite way with the other, then lands. That probably made no sense -- I'm kind of bad at explaining things. "But you're a writer." No, I'm a thought-typer. "What's the difference?" I can't be held to any professional standard.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks again to Clark, who doesn't participate in extreme sports because he likes his bones the same way he likes his promises: unbroken.