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Highly Questionable: Fan Morphs All Batman Actor's Faces Together To Create The 'Perfect' Face Of Batman

January 2, 2013 / actors, batman, characters, faces, morphing things, movies, shows, sure why not, thank goodness soebody did it because i was about to do it but i really don't have the time to be sitting around morphing faces together to see what it would look like if so-and-so and so-and-so had a baby, the dark knight, well now we know

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This is the hybrid face shot Redditor morphinapg made by morphing the faces of Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney and Christian Bale together to create the "perfect" face of Batman. You may have noticed I put perfect in quotation marks. That's because it looks like Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho if Patrick Bateman had realized the whole serial killer thing wasn't for him and settled down and got married and had some kids and got depressed. Still, he REALLY wants to stab whoever's holding the camera. Also, my perfect Batman would have way poutier lips.

Thanks to wilmersama, who is literally like, THE perfect wilmersama. I wouldn't change a thing, seriously.

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  • namelessIII

    As long as it has Kevin Conroy's voice, I don't care....

  • Tina Furlett

    If it's not Christian Bale, it's not perfect.

  • oduinn

    Does anybody else think this looks exactly like a photo of a young Cameron Daddo?

  • Folieadeux42

    What I'm seeing here is Keaton's Lips, Bale's Nose, Clooney's Eyes and perhaps cheek structure, Kilmer's Jawline, and West's Hair.

  • Folieadeux42

    And also, old news. IGN posted this several days ago. Come on now GW get on this. Lol!

  • McGarnagle

    So the perfect Batman is a young Charles Grodin?

  • Well done! I can see Keaton and Bale pretty clearly, I hint of Clooney but little enough I can ignore it and pretend that movie never happened. Not seeing much Kilmer, but oh well.

  • Brant Alan

    I see Keaton that's about it.

  • Cory Knoll

    Looks pretty heavily Clooney to me.

  • CDW in PC

    Can someone add the mask so we can see what it would look like? maybe a hybrid image of the Keaton/Kilmer/Clooney/Bale masks? I am pretty sure we can do without the influences of Adam West mask though (no eyebrows!). Honestly, this guy looks too much like that piece of human filth, Scott Peterson (the guy who killed his wife Lacey and their unborn child).

  • That is one good looking Bruce Wayne.

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