For The Ladies: Cute Little Vibrator Characters
This is the Buxxxer series of vibrators from new Italian sex toy manufacturer Kokoro (and NOT Totoro, who doesn't want anything to do with your privates). They look like little people. That's weird. They are, from left to right: Clitt, Woody, and Geena. Personally, I would have named them Choady, Wierdpeen and Looks Like Mine, but what do I know? SPOILER: Almost nothing when it comes to sex stuff. What are vibrators for anyways -- aren't they for like, rubbing on your nipples? "Yes." Cool, because I don't want to sound like some dummy when I go to the adult toy store later. And pasties? "Stick-on eyepatches." Awesome, that's what I thought.
Hit the jump for a shot of the trio from the side so you can better appreciate the shape of their hats.
Thanks to PYY, who agrees these are not the vibrators to get if you don't want your kids playing with them in the event they stumble across them in a bedside drawer.
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