This is a
pair of single spiral high heel (that's kind of similar to this thing) from designer Julian Hakes. It looks like something you'd see in a cheesy futuristic movie. It's not though, it's a real shoe and you can buy them in a bunch of different colors for around $205. Just don't ask me to carry you after you fall and break both ankles. That reminds me -- I saw an abandoned electric wheelchair at a bus stop when I was driving the other day. There was literally NOBODY around. For a second I seriously thought the Rapture had just happened. Then a homeless man across the street exposed himself to me and I kind of wished it had.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots, including what the shoe looks like being worn by a woman standing on a desk.
Thanks to Lucy the cat, whose owner probably doesn't realize just what a special cat they have.
Inb4 break a leg, getting a leg up, vagina muscles look terrifying, my girl dog lifts her leg to pee on trees like a guy dog, etc, etc.
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