This is a video of a group of tigers destroying snowmen. I heard afterwards they all made snow angels then retired inside by the fire to sip hot cocoa. I'm joking, I don't know what they did after that. Probably licked their privates or whatever the hell else cats do. Truthfully, I've always fancied myself more of a lion than a tiger. "Lions are cats too." Whaaaaaaat -- are you being serious? "Dead." Huh? "Dead serious." You could have just said yes. You know what, screw it, now I want to be one of those beasts that has the body of a lion but the wings and head of an eagle -- what are those called? "Make-believe." You just can't bear to see me happy, can you?
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Thanks to Roberto, who once let a neighbor jumpkick the head off the snowman he'd built but failed to mention the shovel inside.
I'm sure you already knew that no two snowflakes are alike, but did you know most women's breasts are different sizes too? I know, I can't believe it either! Anyway, this is a chart used to classify which shape category a snowflake falls into. I posted a bunch for reference ... / Continue →
This is a video of Cookie, the recently rescued penguin, going berserk after being tickled. Man, those sounds were like PURE JOY, a feeling I have never and probably will never experience. Still, Cookie gives me hope. Also, I'm just assuming the penguin is happy, but I don't... / Continue →
This is Chris P. Bacon, a rudely named piglet who was born without the use of his back legs. But now he cruises around like a pro thanks to the K'NEX wheelchair fashioned for him by Florida veterinarian Dr. Len Lucero. Think 'Charlotte's Web' but with zero spiders and anythin... / Continue →