Dammit Robin, No, I'm Not Going To Read You Another Bedtime Story: Batman Symbol Wall Bookshelves

These are a pair of Batman symbol wall bookshelves crafted by Etsy Seller Fahmi Sani of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. He was selling them in his shop a week ago for around $285, but he got such a response that he's pulled them from his store while he fulfills his current orders. And you know what that means! "It's time to jump on Etsy and start sell our own really shitty version ASAP." You know it! You get started on the Etsy shop, I'll be in the garage chopping all my fingers off with a jigsaw.

Hit the jump for a closeup.

Thanks to chichi, who's never shined the Bat signal before but did draw a penis in the frost on a neighbor's car one morning.

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