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Cyborg!: New Vibrator Makes Your Fingers The Vibrator

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I happen to know finger vibrators have existed for awhile because I remember going to buy vitamins at Target (that's my story and I'm sticking to it) and seeing that Trojan was even selling one. That one wasn't nearly powerful enough for my needs though so I wound up giving it to my roommate to wear as a friendship ring (after it was in my butt -- Sshhhhh!). Enter JimmyJane's $65 HELLO TOUCH, a battery pack powered finger vibrator that makes not one but TWO fingers all vibratey (plus make you look like some sort of pleasure-cyborg from the future) Wear two on one hand and have FOUR vibrating fingers! Wear three on one arm and have all five fingers vibrating and maybe tape the spare you to your peen or a nipple or something. I don't know, get creative! Apparently the thing has 3x the power of regular fingertip vibrators. It's so powerful, in fact, I heard that with just a bucket of water it doubles as a washing machine.

Thanks to Stacy, who I'm pretty sure works for the company. Let me know when my box of dildos is in the mail.

There are Comments.
  • Selkis8

    You're not GW :(

  • n_a_a_s

    bah my fingers have enough magic in them already, this is for amateurs

  • $7028900

    Needs one more for the Shocker.

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