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Crafty!: Secret House Entrance Hidden As Wall Paneling

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Look at this girl. She looks crazy, right? Like, why the hell are you turning the water on, you're going to soak you're going to soak your pants and it's obviously cold out. The thing is, she's not turning the water on, she's opening the secret rear entrance to the house. Well, at least it used to be secret, now we all know about it. The door can be opened via wireless remote or hidden numeric keypad, and makes the perfect escape for when the coppers show up asking about who's been spraypainting penises on all the stop signs in the neighborhood. Quick -- to the treefort!

Hit the jump for a video demonstration. On a side note, I was bitten by a rattlesnake when I was born so I almost never get sick but for whatever reason I've come down with something brutal this week and I'm doing the best I can but my brain feels like one of those bags you always see people carrying around when they're walking their dogs. What's in those things anyways? "Shit." Exactly.

Thanks to lilco, who agrees there's only one thing cooler than a secret entrance -- secret passageways. OMG -- LOVE THEM.

There are Comments.
  • jimmy

    "you're going to soak you're going to soak your pants"
    You really should start proof-reading your posts again GW...

  • Pee Wee did it first

  • Stop complaining GW, and make with the funny funny.

  • Robin Manford

    I think this would be cooler if the house had no other doors. Would be really confusing for salesmen.

  • Evangelos

    Or Mormons/JW's...

  • Robin Manford

    I didn't say the front door should be replaced with flamethrowers.

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    What?

  • Evangelos

    Not so sure what was hard to understand about my comment... Need an explanation?

  • ODwanKenObi

    7.8.9.STAR!

  • 3dg3

    good thing she showed us her key code

  • Matthew Little

    I think the best way to keep this secret is to put it on the internet...

  • Leo

    You're right. They should post the address too so that we know what address to NOT tell anybody.Shhhh

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