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An Urn That Lets You Rise From Your Ashes....As A Tree

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Just like a Phoenix, but waaaaaay less badass.

Hey -- you ever wanted to be a tree? Well now you can (provided you're dead) thanks to the $225 Spiritree, a biodegradable urn that feeds a tree planted in the middle WITH YOUR BURNT-ASS REMAINS. I can't wait to be a mighty oak! "GW? Your ashes will probably be so toxic you'd kill the tree." Haha, I will kill all plant life within two square miles.

Thanks to lilco, who wants to be shot into the sun. Well obviously that's my first choice too.

There are Comments.
  • alejandra herrera

    WHERE I CAN GET THEM?

  • Idlethoughts

    I would actually be quite enthusiastic about this if the had some form of non-cremation option. Having one's body go back into the earth has always had a certain appeal to me.

  • JMeyer47

    I'd want to come back as an Ent.

  • Guest

    If I chose to be an apple tree, I hope the fruit is as sweet as I was...unless I turn into a zombie tree and enslave the earth with my death apples.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I want my remains to be molded into a dinosaur bone and then bury it. Let someone try to explain that analysis when its discovered.

  • Bert Versmissen

    LET'S?
    please, correct this horrible mistake

  • Ender Wiggin

    Speaker for the Dead

  • EXACTLY.

    I am doing this when I'm dead. Please plant me next to Human.

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