This is a photo of a pike that died trying to swallow a zander fish almost as big as it is. Like a middle school cafeteria lady once told me after I couldn't finish all the lasagna I'd asked for, "Your eyes must be bigger than your stomach." Oh yeah? If my eyes are really bigger than my stomach, then how do you explain THIS? *swallows two eye-sized marbles* See? Now they're IN my stomach, so they CAN'T be bigger. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go puke them back up before I have to find out if they're bigger than a butthole.
Thanks to Brandon, who informed me chewing is the secret. Wait -- THE SECRET TO WHAT?
Because scientists are quickly running out of important things to think about, Montana State University paleontology professor David Varricchio has been pondering what species of dinosaur might provide the best-tasting meat. You're sick! We shouldn't be cloning dinosaurs just... / Continue →
This is a video of pigeon-hunting catfish in the shallows of the River Tarn in Southwestern France. Basically the 1 - 1.5-meter (~3 - 5-foot) long European Catfish throw themselves onto land when they sense a bird nearby, then wriggle themselves back into the water to swallow ... / Continue →
Because The Lord of the Rings officially put New Zealand on the map (it was seriously just ocean before), everyone in the country is popping an insane amount of boners over the release of The Hobbit. And to prove their raging fandom, here's a video of a New Zealand weatherman ... / Continue →