AHAHAHAHA: Metal Gear Solid Snake Balloon Animal

This is a Solid Snake balloon animal sculpture. You might argue he's not actually a balloon ANIMAL, but you'd be wrong, because he's a snake. Also, I'm not sure what the hell that guy from the carnival is doing there but he let goat-boy escape again there's going to be hell to pay.

Thanks to ChaosLes, who loves chaos so much sometimes he runs through a crowd as fast as he can yelling, "TIGER ON THE LOOSE!"

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