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What Happened To The Reindeer?!: LEGO Santa Mech

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This is a LEGO Santa mech built by LEGOmaniac Mark Anderson. I guess Santa got tired of having to take care for all those reindeer and (now would cover your children's eyes) SLAUGHTERED AND ATE THEM. *kids crying* I warned you. Santa's mech features a bubble of presents on the back and arm mounted 'Naughty' and 'Nice' cannons that presumably shoot the proper presents down your chimney. Or maybe just blast them through a window, who knows -- Santa seems to be cutting some serious corners on the whole tradition thing. Oh well, at least he won't eat all my cookies this year. *fast forward to Christmas morning, I'm standing outside in a loosely tied bathrobe eying the giant mech-shaped hole in the side of my house* THAT FAT BASTARD.

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Thanks to Omnicrom, who tried to tell me he spoke with Santa and I shouldn't be expecting anything this year. What the -- I WILL PUNCH THE PRESENTS OUT OF HIM.

There are Comments.
  • The Vigilante

    Did anyone else notice the elf trapped in the present bubble, hysteric with fear?

  • jimmy

    is this what geekologie has come to? showing pictures of some ones lego model? and a backstory like that a child would make up about their toys?

  • Lee

    Futurama's Santa probably has this already alongside his Tow Missile

  • disgusted

    so what your saying is that i wont have my post Christmas deer anymore.... thanks a lot you jolly bastard now i actually have to get off my fat ass and hunt....

  • I'm naughty AND nice.
    And that is one cool Lego thing.

  • Dinosaur Rex

    Wut, Galactic Empire?

  • Tom

    Nice children get the sphincter arm

  • First

    Firstzzzzzz

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