WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME: Necktie With Hidden Flask Pouch

This is the Flask Tie, a necktie with a removable hidden flask pouch inside. It's made by the same company that brought us the Pillow Tie, and comes in a variety of slanty striped color combos for $25. The hidden pouch holds half a pint (8oz) of your favorite beverage and is the perfect way to sneak a little happy juice into the office. *tightening knot* See? Nobody will ever suspect a thing. "You're wearing a necktie with a t-shirt." It's casual Friday! "It's only Thursday." Shit, seriously?

Hit the jump for a couple more shots in case you're still not convinced this would make a SOLID STOCKING STUFFER for the soon-to-be-fired boozehound in your life.

Thanks to Shawn, who works for the company and should PROBABLY send me a free one.

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