Because what good is bedding that doesn't glow in the dark so you can peek under the covers to make sure your privates are still there, here's a line of fiber optic bed covers from LumiGram ($485 for a standard/queen, $570 for a king). The cover comes in 10 different fabric colors and 4 different lighting colors and is guaranteed to make your next lover ask, "Are you from the future?" How you handle that is entirely up to you, but DO NOT go with the "Zip zap, I am a pleasure cyborg" routine. Just trust me. "Have you done it before?" JUST TRUST ME.
Hit the jump for a couple more options.
Thanks to Backwoods Sam (who doesn't even have electricity) and khz, who like their covers dark because they sleep during the day. Vampires -- I'll start sharpening a stick.
This 'Deep Space Fighter Bed' (which looks suspiciously like the lovechild of a TIE fighter and this Millennium Falcon bed) from PoshTots (PoshTots?! You've got to be f***ing kidding me!) costs $16,000 (although it does come with galaxy wall murals) and is just the thing to bu... / Continue →
The Hi-Can luxury bed has everything you've ever wanted in a bed minus a bathroom and snack bar. Oh, and dancing pole. I like to strip myself to sleep.
A theater screen pulls down at the foot of the bed for viewing television or movies. An integrated personal computer system... / Continue →
Thanks everybody for all the birthday wishes yesterday. That was awesome, and I love you all. But today's another day, and...wait a minute -- it's International Left Handers Day! Another day of celebration for me! Shake left-handed, eat and drink left-handed, or give yours... / Continue →