So Many Buttons!: Kid's Homemade Spaceship Bunk Bed
Ahahahaha, that's how I stare too!
This is the spaceship bunk bed built by a loving father for his five-year old son, Finn. The command center with all the buttons and switches is actually an old video switcher from a local TV station that Finn's dad's buddy pulled out of the dumpster behind their building. You know what they say: one local news station's old video switcher is some otherkid's fake rocketship cockpit. "Nobody says that." You watch -- it's gonna be like the YOLO of 2013. Man, I wish I had a rocketship bed.
Me: This is Spaceship Starrytits, come in Uranus.
Roommate: STFU AND GO TO BED.
Me: I couldn't hear you, please repeat, over.
*roommate bursts through door with knife*
Me: Copy that, switching to radio silence.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots.
Thanks to me, for taking it upon myself to go explore the internet on my own because the tip line is running drier than a mummy boner.
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This is a legit looking AT-AT bunkbed. I'm not sure who made it, but I just searched Craigslist to see if it was for sale and came up with nothing. I did read a couple funny Missed Connections though. One about a dude who fell in love with the barrista at Starbucks. Here's a... / Continue →
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This is a 1/3 scale plywood TIE fighter for sale on Craigslist in the Seattle area. It's the perfect place to hide away from your family and contemplate what a deadbeat dad you are. *ahem* VADER. Have the coolest toy in your neighborhood! Approximately 1/3 scale TIE Fighter. ... / Continue →
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This 'Deep Space Fighter Bed' (which looks suspiciously like the lovechild of a TIE fighter and this Millennium Falcon bed) from PoshTots (PoshTots?! You've got to be f***ing kidding me!) costs $16,000 (although it does come with galaxy wall murals) and is just the thing to bu... / Continue →
