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Questionable Looking $150 Marc Ecko Batman Hoodie

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This is the $150 Dark Knight Batman hoodie from Marc Ecko. It looks... "Kinda crappy." You said it, not me. It reminds me of what a cheap knockoff of a real Batman hoodie might look like.

Yeah, this is no joke. You're looking at the closest thing to taking on the role of Gotham's protector. Designed from the armored suit of Batman himself, this black hoodie is complete with injected padding body definition and a hood that pulls over and embodies every detail of the mask. See your city through the eyes of the Dark Knight... Literally! 60% Cotton 40% Poly CVC Fleece

You read correctly folks, wearing this thing IS THE CLOSET THING TO TAKING ON THE ROLE OF GOTHAM'S PROTECTOR. You put this hoodie on and you could only be more Batman if you WERE Batman. "There isn't even a utility belt." Naysayer!

Hit the jump for a couple more shots including a braless Harley Quinn using the hoodie to cover up her taytays.

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Thanks to Zingo, who may or may not be a hip new version of Bingo targeted at young people because everyone who plays regular Bingo is dead or dying.

There are Comments.
  • The hoodie is too puffy...

  • I saw this thing 10 months in the future at Marshalls, being sold for 30 bucks.

  • This_Update_Sucks

    Did anybody else even see the guy with the motorcycle?

  • Toastrider

    There was a motorcycle? :D

  • Guest

    *nsfw, revisits link @ home :D

  • Miguel Calvimonte

    Because it's the hoodie we deserve, but not the one we need right now

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    Is it sad to have a Harley Quinn fetish?

  • Railsmith

    'I'm not wearing hockey pads.'

  • Lee

    Wow... the difference a coked up looking woman makes...
    My first impression on the caption picture was "Fat Alberts Halloween" until I saw her.
    Than I saw the boots in the 2nd image and stopped caring because thats prob the BF.

  • "See your city through the eyes of the Dark Knight... Literally!"
    Really? I think some one doesn't know what 'literally' means.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Yeah I was sittin' there like, but cops have a big computer in their cars and even those aren't portable forensics labs, so I doub't Mark Ecko had the technology and the ability to cram it all into the hood of this sweater with a H.U.D. on the clearly plastic "lenses" I call bullshit.

  • Snowbody

    Fuck the hoodie, I want Harley Quinn, I'd fuck the hell outta her, just like that.

  • Luneth

    Most of Ecko's promotional clothing looks shitty to be honest.

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    the Chewie one is awesome!

  • TMc51

    If it comes with the woman, I'll take 6!

  • ZomBBombeR

    You do see the fail in your logic, no?

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