This is the preserved foot of a Moa, a large flightless bird native to New Zealand that went extinct around 1500. It looks like a dinosaur foot. That's what I like so much about it. If I had to pick the one thing that I like the most about this foot it's that it looks like a dinosaur's. And dinosaur feet, I'm sure we can all agree, are the sexiest kind of feet. Hobbit feet are low on the sexy scale. Anything considered a paw is a 0. Flippers? Flippers can go either way.
Thanks to Marley, who told me to close my eyes and imagine that thing giving me a back scratch which I did and then passed out in ecstasy.
These are dino bone shaped ice cube trays from design firm Fred. They come in Triceratops and T-Rex models and I would totally suck on either one. Unfortunately, I can't imagine these bones lasting too long in a drink. OR MY BED.
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Today's shirt.woot is the Monalisaur. I bought one. It cost $10 shipped. I'm going to wear it. Then I'm going to cut a hole where the mouth is and wear it out. Yow yow! I've never made love to a dinosaur-woman hybrid before but I've always wanted to. Although, to my cred... / Continue →
Nice googly eye bro.
This is a National Geographic video of a red capped manakin strutting that azz to attract a mate. He has got MOVES. You seriously just have to watch the video to believe it. I think I'm in love.
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