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Preserved Dinosaur Foot (Jk Jk Some Old Extinct Bird)

December 17, 2012 / backscratcher, bird, come on -- just a nibble, cool, count me in, dinosaur, extinct, i want one of those (and don't try to sell me an ostrich foot either), i want one of those on a necklace, move over lucky rabbit's foot!, my god that is one sexy looking food, new zealand, nice nails, preservation, that is a GOOD looking foot, yow yow!

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This is the preserved foot of a Moa, a large flightless bird native to New Zealand that went extinct around 1500. It looks like a dinosaur foot. That's what I like so much about it. If I had to pick the one thing that I like the most about this foot it's that it looks like a dinosaur's. And dinosaur feet, I'm sure we can all agree, are the sexiest kind of feet. Hobbit feet are low on the sexy scale. Anything considered a paw is a 0. Flippers? Flippers can go either way.

Thanks to Marley, who told me to close my eyes and imagine that thing giving me a back scratch which I did and then passed out in ecstasy.

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There are Comments

  • Moas are birds - birds are dinosaurs. That is an avian-dinosaur foot. That's why it looks like a dinosaur foot. It is one.

  • It's a deathclaw hand.

  • Ok people, now we know why we are supposed to die on 12/21...

  • NoobKaboom

    AWWW yea! fuckin moa birds, those niggas was errywhere, clone that shit up now, i wants me a fuckin moa dinner for all the seasons next year

  • I looked at the picture first then I read the beginning of the title "preserved dinosaur foot" and nearly shat a brick.

  • Shawnee Rotten

    It's a great Eagle of Middle Earth! Proof it really is history!

  • It's giving you the bird

  • Clone it! Clone it now!

  • Guest

    "the sexist kind of feet"

    dinosaurs were total woman-haters.

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