Move Over, Astronaut Food!: Brazilian Fast Food Chain Introduces Edible Burger Wrappers

Because who wants to waste precious time unwrapping a burger when you could be pumping that meat down your gullet, Brazilian fast food chain Bob's has rolled out edible burger wrappers as part of their "You can't control yourself" marketing campaign. *burps so hard pickles come up* It's true, I really can't control myself! *burping tomato and onion* Haha, if I keep this up and there isn't gonna be any burger left in me! "Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave." No worries, I was just about to anyways BECAUSE I JUST SAW A ROACH IN THE KITCHEN THE SIZE OF A CHICKEN PATTY. *smashes milkshake on floor and makes a break for it* I'm not sure what the wrappers are made of but I'm assuming it's something not delicious like rice paper. You might want to unwrap that burger after all. Besides, I'm not sure what the big deal is, they've made edible gum wrappers for years now. See? "That's foil, GW -- you're not supposed to eat it." You're not my doctor!
Hit the jump for a promotional video.
-
This is a commercial for LG's new 21:9 UltraWide monitor that's allegedly so lifelike that if it plays a video of some chicks looking at you while you're trying to pee it makes it super hard to open your floodgates. Presumably the guys all knew they were being filmed because r... / Continue →
-
Because why BBQ when there's so much fast food to be eaten, Carl's Jr. is running a promotion on the 4th of July that if you show up to one of their restaurants dressed as Spider-Man, you get a free Grilled Cheese Bacon Burger. No word if just wearing a red shirt with 'S-Man'... / Continue →
-
This is a Coke billboard in the Philippines touting the company's greenliness. How earth-friendly is Coke besides the billboard? I have no clue. Probably not very. Whenever I have to guess about something like this I always err on the side of "companies really don't give a ... / Continue →

