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Most Useless Machine Now Even More Useless, Annoying

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Remember the world's most useless machine -- a box that turns off its switch every time you turn it on? Well this is the "Advanced Edition," a version with EIGHT switches. It was made out of an old printer. My love doll? My love doll was made out of an old refrigerator box. "It looks like a robot." YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to klamen, who agrees the most useless machine in the world is actually my roommate.

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  • joseph desrosiers

    Very nice idea to crate a toys for kids. money money talk!

  • Girgear

    Put cat paws on the end of the metal sticks and you got yourself a winner!

  • at first i read "it made out with an old printer"....i think that makes more sense

  • JJtoob

    More useful than my 96' Buick LeSabre right now. Gotta figure out why the damn thing won't start...

  • use your key!

  • JJtoob

    Well, I tried helping the the starter by pulling the overrunning clutch out with the key, but it didn't work. Thanks for the tip though.

  • spawnbreaker@gmail.com

    I would pay $50 for a plastic version as a toy for a 2 year old.

  • Greatest machine ever invented

  • soudjouk

    i scratched my balls

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