This is a jocular illustration depicting wireless internet strength based on your location in the house. As you can see, it always sucks where you need it most and is GREAT for your Wi-Fi stealing neighbors. Speaking of: one time I removed the password on my internet connection just to see if any of my neighbors would try to connect. Boy did they! Then I got hit with a $7-million lawsuit for all the illegal music and movies they downloaded. In hindsight it was a pretty shitty experiment.
Thanks to carey, who still uses a wired connection because she's tired of bombarding her brain with Wi-Fi signals. Right? I think they're lowering my sperm count.
This is a machine in Mexico that, in exchange for your dog's buttnuggets, provides free Wi-Fi for the surrounding area. Sure you could just fill the thing with rocks and it wouldn't know the difference because it's just a stupid machine, but that's what stupid machines are fo... / Continue →
In case you haven't heard, marketing agency BBH Labs hired 13 roaming (and possibly scavenging) homeless people and strapped them with belt-bombs Wi-Fi hotspots to help serve the internet needs of South by Southwest (SXSW) convention goers. It's drawing a lot of controversy BE... / Continue →
As a guy who spends 10+ hours a day with a laptop resting on his already unimpressive genitals, this is pretty serious news. Kidding, I can't have children. Get it? Women just find me so unattractive! I touched a titty one time but it was a friend of my older sister and I t... / Continue →