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Kinky Education: Harvard Approves Student Sex Club

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Note: don't even want to talk about what I saw when I was looking for a picture to use for this article but rest assured my SafeSearch is going to be on high for awhile.

Harvard, best known for begging me to come to their institution on a full scholarship but me refusing because they didn't have a Magic: The Gathering club, now has an officially recognized sex club on campus. Just so we're clear, if they offered me that scholarship now I would take it. I would also accept an honorary doctorate.

Now S&M clubs are increasingly popular at elite institutions as "50 Shades Of Grey" climbed the bestseller list, the Observer said. Columbia, Tufts, MIT and Yale have them, though the story did not say whether they were officially recognized.

Oh yeah, did I mention it's a BDSM (bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism) club? Because it's a BDSM club. Maybe that scholarship isn't for me after all. Psyche! STOMP ON MY BALLS.

Thanks to daniel, who informed me sex clubs are the next chess clubs. Me? I wasn't in any clubs in college, I was in a GANG.

There are Comments.
  • Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. While I'm working on my Phd.

  • ZomBBombeR

    K there rhianna.

  • Kellerman

    "Psych! STOMP ON MY BALLS!" might be the funniest thing I've ever read on this website.

  • adsfadsfadsf

    maybe this will pave they way for the gay version(but not admitting it's gay to sometimes like a man in your ass (whats a little sodomy between bros why you gotta make this weird with labels) and giving eachother beer enemas) of this club to come out of the shadows...then all we need is the goat sex and coffin masturbation clubs to be cool and the bulk of harvard's secret societies can finally go legit. :)

  • It's not even a "sex club", Its a freeking Munch. Its just a bunch of people getting together once a month for food and to discuss and network. It's probably not 50 shades of grey related.

  • Asa Hendrick

    So this is why everyone wants to get into Harvard, it finally makes sense

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