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Keepin' Creepers At Bay: Functional Minecraft Torch Lamp

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This is an officially licensed $35 Minecraft torch lamp. The plastic lamps are powered by three AAA batteries and can either sit upright on a table or mounted to a wall diagonally. I just hung a bunch around my bedroom to give it kind of a medieval castle feel. "It's not working." It isn't, is it? What if I painted the walls to look like stone? "I'd lose the pretty princess bedsheets first." NEVER. One day a handsome knight is going to come rescue me -- you'll see! "Sometimes you really worry me, GW." Just imagine how my parents must feel.

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  • Kai Mills

    THEY SHOULD MAKE A "usb CHARGER" REDSTONE TORCH

  • Love the functional Minecraft torch lamp!

  • disgusted

    yes!!! now we can have no life... in real life, how inspiring

  • Idlethoughts

    I hope they'll make a redstone torch version.

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