Because nothing says "I'm a badass who takes eye care seriously" like a pair of sunglasses with temples that look like little assault rifles, this is a pair of sunglasses with temples that look like little assault rifles. They're a collaboration between Jeremy Scott and Linda Farrow and cost €380 (~$491). *spitting out penises* $491 for a pair of NOVELTY sunglasses?! That's ridiculous! "Who cares, let's go back to why you were spitting out penises." Haha, did I say penises? Damn autocorrect. "This isn't a text message, GW." ABORT, ABORT.
Hit the jump for a shot(!) of the glasses in grey/blue.
Thanks to Tam, who has a pair of sunglasses with that naked chick from trucker's mudflaps on the sides. Now those -- those I would pay $500 for.
This is a hand with fake 3-D fingernail art Photoshopped on. Sure you could make the same thing IRL by gluing G.I. Joe weapons on your nails, but come on, it's not really that awesome an idea to begin with. Regardless, Lady Gaga will still be sporting this shit for her New Ye... / Continue →
Because George Lucas believes that absolutely everything should be available with a Star Wars theme, here's a line of glasses from Japanese eyewear manufacturer Aigen. They're available in Luke Skywalker, R2-D2, Stormtrooper, Boba Fett and Darth Vader designs and cost $500 wit... / Continue →
This is a series of borosilicate glass pipes made by Michelsen Studios to look like clear, life-size assault rifles (in this case, an AR-15). The bowl is in the scope, and has a downstem to the gun handle, which you fill with water. Then put your lips on the barrel and WHEE, ... / Continue →