Finally, A Decent Pop Art Hamburger Bed Cover

This is a hamburger duvet cover from Davidelfin of Madrid. It looks like a hamburger. But not just any hamburger -- a CHEESEBURGER. Cheeseburgers are the best kind of hamburgers. The duvet will set you back €90 - €130 (~$117 - 170) depending on the size of your bed and includes not one but TWO sesame seed bun pillow covers as well. Will you eat one in your sleep? Only time will tell! Speaking of -- on the count of three let's both yell the craziest thing we've ever eaten in our sleep. Ready? One, two, three -- A CONDOM.

Thanks to cancan, who wants a cereal bed because they're great for -- wait for it -- spooning. My God I'm on fire today.

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