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Fat And Drunk: Alcoholic Wine Flavored Ice Cream

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Apparently Mercer's wine flavored ice cream has existed for awhile but this is the first time I've heard of it so it was NEWS TO ME. You probably already knew about it though and feel the urge to call me a stupid idiot in the comments. DO NOT RESIST THAT URGE. Holding back your hate will only make you more irritable and painful to be around and I'm sure your friends can barely stand you as it is. Mercer's Wine Ice Cream is 5% alcohol (you have to be of age to purchase it) and comes in flavors everyone's mom will love like Cherry Merlot, Chocolate Cabernet, Peach White Zinfandel, Port, Red Raspberry, Chardonnay, and Riesling. Unfortunately, there's no boxed wine flavor and buttchugging is strongly discouraged. "Brain freeze?" Anal freeze brobro.

Thanks to cancan, who agrees alcohol shouldn't be mixed with anything but the saliva in your mouth.

There are Comments.
  • Jadis

    I'd give it a try

  • $18922249

    Milk... was a bad... idea...

  • Arnkell J√≥nsson

    you can get beer ice cream and loads of stuff in iceland

  • nobody

    you can get popsicles with single malt whiskey too...have seen them at whole foods.

    http://bargelato.com/flavors/s...

    and both this AND the wine ice cream are pretty limited availability; these are pretty limited to the western US, while the wine icecream is almost exclusively in the northeast (with the exeception of texas)

  • dougfunnay

    >gw you is one stupid mo...
    >>shut yo mouth

    >im just talkin bout gw

  • Fat and Drunk will be on my tombstone.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Alcohol flavored ice cream! "Because you've finished trying!"

    That should be their slogan.

  • oh good!

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