Fat And Drunk: Alcoholic Wine Flavored Ice Cream
Apparently Mercer's wine flavored ice cream has existed for awhile but this is the first time I've heard of it so it was NEWS TO ME. You probably already knew about it though and feel the urge to call me a stupid idiot in the comments. DO NOT RESIST THAT URGE. Holding back your hate will only make you more irritable and painful to be around and I'm sure your friends can barely stand you as it is. Mercer's Wine Ice Cream is 5% alcohol (you have to be of age to purchase it) and comes in flavors everyone's mom will love like Cherry Merlot, Chocolate Cabernet, Peach White Zinfandel, Port, Red Raspberry, Chardonnay, and Riesling. Unfortunately, there's no boxed wine flavor and buttchugging is strongly discouraged. "Brain freeze?" Anal freeze brobro.
Thanks to cancan, who agrees alcohol shouldn't be mixed with anything but the saliva in your mouth.
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