This is the leather belt lovingly crafted by leatherworker Julia for her brother's birthday. It features the last level of Super Mario Bros. painstakingly pressed out and painted. That's a belt I would be proud to wear. Now hear me out: let's say I was bad and deserved a spanking, right? You think if you whipped me with the Mario side of the belt it would leave imprints of the level on my supple, dimply buttcheeks? I say we try it. *drops pants, bends over chair* Well go on! "Let's talk about this 'PROPERTY OF T-REX' tattoo first." I was young and in love!
Hit the jump for a couple work-in-progress shots.
Thanks to son_of_bokonon, who was born in a cat's cradle.
This is a giant Bowser LEGO mech built by cool dude Zane Houston. I'm not gonna lie, if Bowser used this thing to kidnap the princess I'd probably just let her go and start banging Toad instead.
Years of battling Mario and Luigi has taken its toll on Bowser; to compensate he ... / Continue →
Note: MUST-SEE video after the jump has a couple (literally, a couple) dirty words.
This is an incredibly well made trailer for The Brothers Mario, a make-believe Mario game in the style of a Grand Theft Auto. Admittedly, I'd play the hell out of it. Also, the skin flute pro... / Continue →
This is a small series of Nintendo character pancakes created by batter expert Nathan Shields (of Star Trek, Hobbit and all these other crazy-ass pancakes fame) for his kids. Impressive work, Nathan, but I had a waffle at the bar yesterday morning. My buddy set up this whole ... / Continue →