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Because Burning Fur Is Bad News: Fireproof Dog Jackets

December 17, 2012 / different strokes for different folks, dogs, escape plan, fire, FIRE! now -- where did i put that fireproof jacket for the dog?, fireproof, jacket, no seriously who's buying these?, pets, sure why not, survival, what?, who am i to judge i'm just a man who attached a pulley system to his aquarium so i can lower it out the window to safety in the event of an emergency

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Because dogs don't want to catch fire anymore than you do, here's a line of Ishiatama-kun Wanko ("stone head pooch") fireproof jackets for dogs. They cost around $200, come in small, medium, and large and even have a durable "helmet" section for protecting the animal's head. I think they're like, for trained rescue dogs or something because if my house is on fire I am NOT stopping to dig through the back of the closet and find my dog's fireproof jacket. *getting the puppy-dog eye treatment* Fine, BUT NO SHOES.

Hit the jump in case you were curious what one might look like on a chihuahua or cat.

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Thanks to Alexis, who informed me the first thing you should do if your house is on fire is NOT go back to bed with the intention of seeing if it's out when you wake back up.

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There are Comments

  • The chihuahua looks like a vampire! ^^

  • black dog: "- I look like a retard, don't I?"

  • If you have time to throw that on in a fire, you have time to throw his ass out a window.

  • I used to know a clown called Wanko.
    He was one naughty clown.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I thought Wanko made toys?

  • Joel Lamm

    The faces on these animals remind me of the south park episode with Paris Hilton and her dog. Pure depression......should have Sarah Mclachlan playing too.

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