These are some $40 Adventure Time pajamas from ThinkGeek. You can pick from Finn, who has a little Jake in his front pocket and a backpack on, or Jake, who has a little Finn on his chest. Unfortunately every size (even my XXL) is currently sold out, so it looks like it's going to be a cold-ass Christmas for all of us. Psyche -- I don't even wear pajamas! You know why? BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT. "Adults wear pajamas." Do they? Or do they just pass out drunk with all their clothes on? You know what I want for Christmas? Enough pillows to cover the entire floor of my apartment.
Hit the jump for a shot of the backs.
Thanks to Jessica, who still wears footsie pajamas daily because, dammit, nothing feels better when you're sipping hot cocoa in front of a roaring fire. NOTHING.
This is Arenya in her haindpainted R2-D2 shorts. They started off as plain white shorts, then she painted them, now they're R2-D2 shorts. I dunno, it was like a chemical reaction or something. I'm not sure what kind of powers they give her, but I want an Aquaman bathing suit... / Continue →
Seen here being modeled by a VERY feminine looking dude, this $70 hoodie from Hot Topic (who else?) makes you look like everybody's favorite wookie. "Nope, my favorite's Tyvokka." Ugh, of COURSE he is, you're special. Thankfully, the hoodies are an online exclusive, so you c... / Continue →
Because you can't run an Egyptian themed design contest without a Mario entry winning, here's today's Shirt.Woot. It's Mario in the style of hieroglyphics and $10 shipped TODAY ONLY. I swear, I really need to start demanding kickbacks from all these t-shirt companies. Here I... / Continue →