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This is redditor Nocturnal_Nick's friend of a friend's birthday cake. Based on my powers of deductive reasoning, I'm going to say the birthday boy's name is Kevin, and he just turned 16. "Dammit GW, could you be any stupider?" Only if I was my roommate. This morning he woke up screaming bloody murder because he forgot he was wearing an eye mask and thought he'd gone blind. Plus I was stabbing him.
Thanks to ChaosLex, who agrees how complex your birthday cake is a great meter for how much your friends actually like you.
This is the Hylian shield cake made by Redditor Riorus' mom for his 18th birthday. Impressive, but do you know what my mom made me for my 18th birthday? Pack all my stuff and get out of the house. I guess she didn't feel like baking.
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Did everyone have happy holidays? That's cool, I got a new pair of shoes. They were probably more than I deserved. This is a female Commander Shepard by cosplayer and DeviantARTist Anais Roberts. As you can see, she's got the facial scarring and everything. Man, I was so e... / Continue →
I'mma eat your face, Chief!
In other busty news (a wise boob man once told me, "you can never get enough bust"), this is a giant Master Chief cake created by Mike's Amazing Cakes. How the hell they managed to make such a gravity-defying cake is beyond me, but I suspect it inv... / Continue →