This is the $12,000 EatWave, a refrigerated vending machine with an integrated microwave that knows how long to nuke your selection to deliver it STEAMING HOT, like a pile of dog shit on a cold day. I'm not sure if the whole compartment where you pick up your food is the microwave or what, but if it is you can bet your sweet ass I'm gonna try to stick my hand in there while it's on. But for now I just want some candy. Let's see here -- I think I'm going to go with a B-7. Aaaaaaand it's nuking my f***ing peanut butter cups.
Thanks to Clint, who told me his Doritos once got stuck in a vending machine and he had to do what any other normal person would: set the machine on fire. Wait, WHAT? Did you even jumpkick it first?
Japanese cooling foam: it may look like dried shaving cream, but it's not. It's cooling foam. It makes you feel cold. Also: telling someone you don't love them. *shivers* Mmmm -- plus it's cheaper. *admiring new dime-sized nips*
Products such as these are not new, but we... / Continue →
Looks cool. Get it? Refrigerator joke! Anyway, this is Yuriy Dmitriev's conceptual fridge of the future. OMG it's made out of Slimer.
So, what is that stuff? The Electrolux blog -- which lists Dmitriev's concept as one of 25 semifinalists for this year's Electrolux Design ... / Continue →
Star Wars Weather is a website by Tom Scott that gives the current forecast in your area in reference to a planet in the Star Wars universe. For instance, where I am now it's cold as shit and miserable as hell, just like Hoth! And in case you can't read the fine print it says... / Continue →