They're Coming: Floating Radio Controlled Zombie Shark

I know these inflatable R/C sharks have been out for awhile, but this is a $40 zombie version. And zombies, as I'm sure you're well aware, are like sooooo in right now. Truthfully, I'm getting tired of them and have been brainstorming the next big genre of crapola. I think it's gonna be werewolves. Or, I should say, I'm HOPING it's gonna be werewolves because I just bought the rights to turn that Warren Zevon song 'Werewolves of London' into a movie. I'm gonna be rich! "It's gonna flop." I will die penniless and alone. Come to my funeral? "Piss on your grave instead?" You really do care!

Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a video.

Thanks to roman, who made some reference about needing a bigger boat that I think was a reference to Aliens or something. "It's Jaws dumbass." WHATEVER.

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