Shoot Me Down The Throat!: A Taco-Firing Cannon
This is the taco-firing cannon built by Torchy's Tacos in Austin, Texas. It uses compressed carbon dioxide to shoot bandana-wrapped tacos up to 200-feet and into the hands of a lucky bystander. Or, if I was there, into the hands of a man who just punched and kicked everyone else in the crowd screaming, "THOSE ARE MY TACOS, TOUCH ONE AND DIE." I take my tacos very seriously. Burritos? Meh -- I might stab you for one depending on where it's from. "Taco Bell?" YOU'RE A DEAD MAN. "Del Taco?" DEAD WITH A SIDE OF EXTRA DEAD. Still, the whole eating thing -- that's a lot of work. That's why I just came up with what might very well be my best idea ever. "Fire tacos straight up your ass and save yourself all the chewing?" *wink* When I bend over pull the trigger as fast as you can.
Hit the jump for one more shot and a video of a crowd scrambling for shot tacos.
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who's no stranger to Choco Taco suppositories. I heard the cold is supposed to be good for you.
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