Oh My God I've Gone Blind: Anime Eyes Sleep Mask

This is a $5 sleep mask from Archee McPhee that makes it look like you have big old googly anime peepers. Unless you're the woman in the picture, then it makes you look like you're Lindsay Lohan passed out with her eyes open. Always dreamed of making sweet, 2-D love to the chicks from your favorite anime series? Just ask your girlfriend to wear one and role play! "Girlfriend?" Right, put it on your love doll.
Thanks to PYY, who told me if you fall asleep with a sleep mask on and earplugs in you'll wake up thinking you're dead. I'm going to try it!
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It's a body bag! This is a sleeping bag that looks like an anatomical diagram of the human organs. You know, or a person who had their skin removed by a cannibal. Which, fun fact, look the exact same. Just don't use it when you're camping or you better believe somebody's go... / Continue →
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This is a tattoo of pirate Monkey D. Luffy from the anime/manga series One Piece in his 'Gear Third' giant hand form (I read the wiki) with the tattoo recipient's hand also acting as Luffy's. That's pretty clever, right? Maybe not as clever as an octopus, but a friend told me... / Continue →
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Seen here after effectively breaking me down and making me to do the impossible (buy a Snuggie), this is a $30 Joker themed blanket-robe from SuperHeroStuff. Mine just came yesterday, and I've been wearing it ever since. Oh, hold on, my roommate wants to talk to me. Yes, Der... / Continue →

