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Nooooo, You Don't Have A Problem: Sippy Cups For Wine

November 20, 2012 / alcohol, booze, different strokes for different folks, drinking drinks, drinking out of things you probably shouldn't, drugs and alcohol, glug glug glug, perfect for the lush on your christmas list (we all have at least one -- i'm looking at you aunt elizabeth!), real products, stay classy, sure why not, who am i to judge i'm just a man who mixes bourbon and cokes back into coke cans, wine

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Vino2Go are clear sippy cups made for wine. Think wine is best enjoyed around the dinner table during a meal? Think again, wine is best appreciated ON THE GO. Preferably out of a brown paper bag.

The Vino2Go™ wine sippy cup tumbler is the simplicity of style, an active wine lovers dream come true. This BPA-free durable drink-ware has a familiar wine glass shape making it a convenient and easy to use product.


You get your choice of 5 different colored tops: Merlot Red, Verde Green, Clear Ice, Party Pink & Business Black! The wine tumbler holds 10 oz of wine - standard wine glass size.

I love how the interior still has the shape of a wine glass to class it up a bit. You know, to remind people you're not drinking wine out of a REGULAR sippy cup, you're drinking wine out of a sippy cup MADE FOR WINE. Truthfully, I'm not sure which is sadder. Let me ask my friend's mom -- she's a wine expert. "I NEEEEEED THOSE." Ahahahahhaha -- Mrs. Martin, it's 10AM and you've already killed a bottle. "So?" So it's a shame you're already married because you are MY KIND OF LADY.

Thanks to E.N., who reminded me you can still drink wine out of a regular children's sippy cup for a more discreet look.

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