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New And Improved Shirt Button Holds Headphone Cords

November 1, 2012 in a new low, alternatively just poke the cord out from the hole between two buttons that's what i do and i am SMEXY, buttons, clothing, end me!, headphones, i don't feel so hot, new and improved, punch me in the teeth, shirts, whatever, you've got to be kidding me

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Ahahahahha, I'm posting about shirt buttons -- SOMEBODY COME END ME.

This is the $3 (that's too much) Button 2.0. It's a shirt button that can clamp the cord to your headphones. That's pretty much it. Unfortunately you need to know how to sew to replace your regular buttons with them, which I do not. So I glued them on, but they came off when my mom did the laundry. Now my shirt has zero buttons and everyone in the office keeps making fun of my hairy nipples. RAWR, I'M A BEAR (I'm trying to make the most of it).

Hit the jump for a couple more shots in case the concept is blowing your mind.

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Thanks to Cheryl, who makes her own buttons. Me? I make my own bagged lunches.

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There are Comments

  • Just run them under your fucking shirt. It's free and doesn't require you to wear a button down THAT YOU HAD TO SEW BUTTONS ON TO.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Necessity being the mother of creation scares me here because this guy was "smart" enough to design his own button but not smart enough to do as countless other have by hiding the cord through the button hole...

  • XX

    Just save yourself the 3 bucks and un-botton one button, stick part of the cord in your shirt, then button it again and there you go. Easy peasy.

  • was ging to call it the $10 iButton. the button of the future! then i actually read the article button 2.0 for $3? more realistic but crazy for a button. you could always just flip it to the back side of the button. when i work my cables have to move. this wont work. oh. what about just sending the cord through the holes between the buttons. or just behind the shirt. theres no reason for a damn button

  • My headphones have no cords.

  • Guest

    you dont work in an office gw... come on.

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