This is a video from National Geographic of cheetahs running in super slow motion. Cheetahs, as I'm sure you're aware, are the fastest land animal and can reach speeds up to 112 - 120 km/h (~70-75MPH). Plus accelerate from 0 - 100km/h (~62MPH) in less than three seconds. That's pretty quick. Way quicker than my car, which feels like it's going to explode if I go over 50. People on the highway hate me. "People everywhere hate you." I'm afraid to even leave my apartment.
Hit the jump for the worthwhile video, the end of which shows the setup of how they captured the footage.
Thanks to Sam the B (what's the B?!), who informed me the Peregrine Falcon is the fastest animal in the entire animal kingdom and can reach up to 200MPH in a high-speed dive. The more you know.
Yeah well this year's gonna be different. You see, I laced his Gatorade with laxatives. His butt's gonna be running fast enough to win the race itself!
...Dammit, guess who just won for the sixth year in a row? Who cares, I swear I just saw a turd appear out of thin air!
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This is a video of some guy in Japan made of nothing but Redbull and uncut cocaine playing Dance Dance Revolution, or the Japanese equivalent of Dance Dance Revolution. He's quick. If I was ever challenged to a duel I would pay this guy to take my place and kill my enemy. An... / Continue →
Plus they can stop on a dime.
According to a research article published by the University of Louisiana, this is the recently discovered New Guinea Paedophryne amauensis, the world's new smallest vertebrate. Which -- come on -- show a little backbone, will ya? Haha, that was ... / Continue →