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Little Red Riding Hood's Grandma She Is Not: Russian Granny Kills Attacking Wolf With Axe And Bare Hands

November 14, 2012 / are you taking notes little red riding hood's grandma?, brutal, choking things out, farming, fighting to the death, good job, good lord, hero, livestock, oh hai badass i didn't see you there i just thought i saw a frail lil granny, russia, trying to kill things with your bare hands, viral, we need to get this lady in the MMA rink!, wolf, yeah you did

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Aishat Maksudova is a Russian granny who, when faced with a wolf attacking her and her livestock, took matters (technically an axe) into her own hands and chopping it in the head. She didn't WANT to chop it in the head though, she wanted to choke it to death at first but couldn't because one of her hands was in its mouth. No word if she tells bedside stories about all the times she's tugged on lion tongues or yelled at sleeping dragons.

Speaking from hospital with her hand bandaged, Mrs Maksudova said she was 'not even frightened' during the wolf attack.

Did you read that? It just said a Russian grandma is braver than all of us combined. "I bet I could take one if I had an axe." Take one what -- a shit in your pants? Because that I believe. Best case scenario you take a swing at the thing and cut your own leg off.

Thanks to Sydney and Alan, who fight wolves the old fashioned way: in the Colosseum armed with nothing but a bone knife FOR THEIR FREEDOM.

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There are Comments

  • Kills a wolf and gets a sweet battle scar, this old gal is just pure awesome. :D

  • In Soviet Russia Grandma eats the Wolf

  • blowjob first, then he eats it

  • Cadillac Jack

    So, the picture(where her hand appears to be fine) was taken by the wolf just prior? Or, she already had a picture ready to go? Or, pictures of russian grandmas wielding an axe is a common image to find on the net?

  • so what ? my grandma kills snakes with a pitchfork ...

  • One time Scruffy's grandma sent him to catch snakes. He put them all in a 4 liter jug, he filled it, brought them back to her, then she filled it with water and put the cap on it.

  • ive always wondered what they learned at those silver sneaker classes

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