I'm Never Swimming Again: Robotic Snake Goes For A Dip
This is a video of a HiBot ACM-R5 robotic snake going for a little skinny dip. For the record, I would NOT get naked and swim with it. I did go skinny dipping with a bunch of girls in college though. I'm lying. I guess it could have happened in an alternate reality though -- one where I didn't have to wait until I was 28 to see a girl naked. God, why can't I live in that reality? I bet I'm taller and have a nicer complexion in that universe too. You know how much money I have to spend on beauty products? It's embarrassing. Sharpie penis drawings must be terrible for your skin.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to fat piggie (two tips in one day -- a gold star for you!) and Chris, who agree robotic snakes and sharks are probably the only two things more terrifying to see in a pool than a floating turd.
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